MIND
DE-CODER CHRISTMAS SHOW 2015
Christmas waves a magic wand over
this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. A bit like
mind De-Coder.
Norman Vincent Peale (-ish)
BUTCHER
CLAWS SILENT NIGHT I CAN’T GO ON
I
thought I’d introduce the show with some hauntological goings on to reinforce
the idea given to us by the Ghost of Christmas Past that Christmas was always
better in the old days.
Butcher
Claws is one of many pseudonyms created by James Kirby for his album THE V/VM
CHRISTMAS PUDDING, released in 2000, in which he digitally mutilates crap Christmas
records by the likes of Russ Abbott and Shakin’ Stevens and recycles them into
something even more cruel and unusual than they were first time round. The
album doesn’t make for an easy listen so while this track is playing like a
ghostly gramophone record winding down in a haunted end-of-pier ballroom, I
layer it with a number of festive samples and this…
THE
WALL FAMILY ANGELS FROM THE REALMS OF
GLORY
The
Museum of London were recently very excited to have discovered what are
probably the oldest recordings of a family Christmas having a good old
sing-song around the old Joanna, made by the Wall family some 115 years ago.
The Wall family lived in New Southgate and recorded popular carols and hymns of
the time onto wax cylinders which were made using a phonograph machine between
1902 and 1917. Cromwell Wall, who made the recordings, wheeled the phonograph
along the streets in his children's pram in order to record the sound of Old
Southgate Church bells pealing out New Year which is exactly the sort of thing
I’d have done too. Angels From The Realms
Of Glory was recorded on the 25th December by the whole family making it
the most hauntological-est recording ever.
LILY’S GOOD KING WENCELAS
Is
this the same Lily’s that had a minor hit back in the 90’s with that song Nanny In Manhatten? You know the one, it
accompanied that Levi’s commercial and sounded like a cross between the theme
tune to Friends and The Banana Splits. No? Oh well, I don’t know either – if it
is them they seem to have lost their definitive article along the way. Anyway, this track, a giddy rush of warped
guitars, can be found on the compilation FESTIVUS 2, released by Highline
Records in 2013 and finally gets the show going.
THE
SMOKING TREES THE PSYCHEDELIC LIGHTS
OF CHRISTMAS
Yuletide
bliss from The Smoking Trees and the b-side to their 2014 release Round Christmas Time.
MATRICARIANS CHRISTMAS HUNTING SONG
The
Matricarians are an experimental psychedelic folk band from Scotland (I think)
who create improvised musical pieces to
which they later add traditional lyrics culled from the folksongs of North East
Scotland – in other words, they’re exactly the sort of act who are going to make
it onto any Christmas album released by the very fine Active Listener blogsite.
THE
ROLLING STONES COSMIC CHRISTMAS
Turns
out the Rolling Stones toyed with the idea of calling THEIR SATANIC MAJESTIES
REQUEST Cosmic Christmas. Mind you,
in those days they were toying with a lot of things. Cosmic Christmas, all 40 seconds of it, can be found on the run-out
of Side One of the album, an album I still find rather joyless despite the
amount of drugs that must have gone into its creation. Think I end up playing it twice to give
Terrence McKenna something to talk over as he discusses the psychedelic origins
of Christmas in that slightly irritating way he has.
JIMI
HENDRIX LITTLE DRUMMER BOY/SILENT
NIGHT/AULD LANG SYNE
This
little gem was recorded by Hendrix and the Band of Gypsys in late 1969 during
some downtime while rehearsing for their highly anticipated appearances at the
Fillmore East in New York. It’s by no means a polished studio recording but
provides a glimpse of Hendrix simply having fun in the company of close
friends. It’s not dissimilar to his
legendary take on The Star Spangled
Banner, and it’s fair to say the kids aren’t enamoured with it (by kids I mean my kids, not the kids in
general) but this is a proper slice of festive psychedelia and should not be
overlooked – it was released on 10” vinyl in 1999 as MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
SONS
OF HIPPIES TIME OF THE SEASON
A
cover of The Zombies’ classic Time Of The
Season isn’t, perhaps, the first track that springs to mind when creating a
Christmas playlist, but what could be more perfect? This cracking version by
Sons Of Hippies can be found on the neo-psych compilation release PSYCH-OUT
CHRISTMAS, released 2013, a wigged-out stocking filler that even includes Iggy
Pop singing a suitably menacing version of White Christmas – not included in
this show, sadly – you’ll have to source it yourselves.
TREES
IN THE LAKE SILENT NIGHT
This
rather lovely version of Silent
Night was released as a single from the Exmouth based Trees In The Lake in
2012, a band that sounds like a romantic kitchen sink drama played out on
acoustic instruments.
SPROATLY
SMITH THE LEAVES OF LIFE
According
to Percy Dearner, author of that trusty tome The Oxford Book of Carols (Oxford University press, 1928) we’ve
come to see carols as celebratory hymns of a Christmas nature when, in fact,
they’re actually songs with a religious impulse that are simple, hilarious,
popular, and modern. They are generally spontaneous and direct in expression, rich
in true folk-poetry, and their simplicity of form causes them sometimes to
ramble on like a ballad so, as you can imagine, once Sproatly Smith put their
own psychedelically bucolic twist on them you’re going to have an album you can
play all year round. The Leaves Of Life is
taken from their fairly wonderful 2012 release, CAROLS FROM HEREFORDSHIRE, a
collection of folk tunes collected by Ella Mary Leather, an early folklorist
and musicologist in the manner of John Lomax. In the early 20th century she was
one of the first people to record these songs, passed down through generation
of singers and sung by itinerant farm workers from around Weobley and the local
workhouse. All of which is to say, the album has rustic authenticity to it that
is truly enhanced by the band’s tripped-out acid-psych sensibility. One of my
favourite Christmas albums.
IMAGENE
PEISE DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR
Imagene
Peise, of course (he writes authoritatively), are The Flaming Lips, and ATLAS
EETS CHRISTMAS, released in 2014, is their psych-jazz piano album
that originally appeared in a very limited run under the pseudonym Imagene
Peise during the 2007 holiday season. Billed as a lost album by a mysterious
young Iraqi piano prodigy named Peise, who committed suicide in 1978, the album
plays like the soundtrack to some sort of unearthed educational filmstrip where
science meets Santa. The album is almost entirely instrumental and plays around
with lovely piano arrangements of such classics as Winter Wonderland, White
Christmas and this particularly splendid version of Do You Hear What I Hear?, complete with buzzing sitars, spacy
electronic noises, distant synths, the band's hallmark Mellotron drones and a fabricated faux-vinyl crackle. It
sounds very fine indeed on a Christmas morning when you’ve enjoyed a couple of
Irish coffees and you’re just readying yourself to get started on prepping
Christmas dinner.
GALAXIE
500 LISTEN, THE SNOW IS FALLING
Galaxie
500 always did a very fine line in cover versions – Jonathon Richman’s Don’t Let Our Youth Go To Waste from 1988’s
TODAY and New Order’s Ceremony from
the BLUE THUNDER EP in 1990 spring to mind, not to mention George Harrison’s Isn’t It A Pity from 1989’s ON FIRE, and
this marvellous rendition of Yoko Ono’s Listen,
The Snow Is Falling from their third and final album proper, 1990’s THIS IS
OUR MUSIC. Actually I was torn between playing this version and Ono’s original,
which appears on the B-Side to Happy Xmas and is really quite lovely in its own
right. Perhaps I’ll put that version on the show’s Facebook page. But this
version, with bassist Naomi Yang on vocals, is an argument for her ought to
having been allowed behind the microphone more often, because this is gorgeous.
ELEPHANT
STONE CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE AGAIN
A
fantastic sitar-drenched cover of The Beatle’s Christmas Time Is Here Again from the rather irritatingly named
Elephant Stone. You can find it on the PSYCH-OUT CHRISTMAS compilation album.
PIG
CROSBY WHITE CHRISTMAS
Pig
Crosby is yet another pseudonym employed by V/VM, itself a pseudonym for
experimental producer and sound collagist James Leland Kirby, who also releases
superb hauntological works under the name of The Caretaker. His album THE V/VM
CHRISTMAS PUDDING is actually quite torturous in a chin-rubbingly avant-garde
sort of way and will quite possibly never get played again round these here
parts, a theme I underline by playing that unfortunately hilarious scene from
Gremlins wherein Phoebe Cates tells the tale of why she hates Christmas.
VIBRAVOID CHRISTMAS ON EARTH
Vibravoid
bring a typically wigged-out kaleidoscopic krautrock trip to the proceedings
with the opening track from their aptly named DISTORTIONS LP, released in 2009.
Not so much Christmas On Earth, this
is what Christmas must sound like on the very edge of outer space with the hand
brake off.
THE
GOONS THE INTERNATIONAL CHRISTMAS PUDDING
Were
The Goons psychedelic in any meaningful sense of the word? Now that I’ve put it
like that, then the answer is probably “yes - in any meaningful sense of the
word”. They were irreverent, surreal and unlike anything heard before; they
literally changed the way you heard the world, so do please enjoy Part 1 of The
International Christmas Pudding, first broadcast in December 1955.
BEAULIEU
PORCH SIMON CHRISTMAS
Mind
De-Coder favourite Beaulieu Porch is Simon Berry, who is also Tillsammans
Records. In a better world, this would be the Christmas # 1. It shimmers and
sparkles like a Christmas tree decoration December, where other songs have all
the joy of dead Christmas tree in February.
THE
GOONS THE INTERNATIONAL CHRISTMAS
PUDDING
Part
2. Parts 3-6 must sadly wait for another day, but it all ends well.
BEAULIEU
PORCH THE SECOND SIMON CHRISTMAS
Beaulieu
Porch's Second Simon Christmas seems
to have been created for a competition run by The Guardian for original
Christmas songs. It’s an unreal and ghostly re-working of the first version as
seen through a kaleidoscopic viewfinder wherein haunting recitals of 'God rest
ye merry Gentlemen' are woozily fractured upon a coalescing carousel of hammer
film scores and Victoriana tavern shanties. Marvellous, as you can imagine. I
believe that at some point Berry released both versions as a single. Essential
Christmas listening.
THE
BLUES MAGOOS JINGLE BELLS
This
1967 release saw the Blues Magoos reaching out to the public in a, some might
say, optimistic attempt at commercial success. It failed dismally, after which
the group returned to their garage-blues roots, but if you’ve ever wondered
what a Christmas carol crossed with Bo Diddley’s Who Do You Love? might sound like then this is it.
ROTARY
CONNECTION SILENT NIGHT CHANT
Rotary
Connection’s PEACE is one of my favourite Christmas albums of all time. This is
the sound of a band taking you just that little bit higher for Christmas, and
Minnie Ripperton’s voice just soars.
JOY
UNLIMITED ALL EARTH AND ALL HEAVEN
ARE SILENT
This
stunning track, a mix of stoner folk and funky cosmic vibes, is taken from one
of the rarer relics of the Krautrock heyday, namely a double album new and
traditional Christmas songs from an album called HEAVY CHRISTMAS, released in
1971 on the classic Pilz record label before the semi-infamous Rolf-Ulrich
Kaiser took over and transformed it into a cosmic folk label. None of the
featured acts are among the upper tier of Krautrock acts – can you imagine what
a Christmas album featuring the likes of Faust, Neu!, Amon Düül and Ash Ra
Tempel would have sounded like? – but the little known Joy Unlimited’s
contribution is fantastic.
BALDUIN THROUGH THE SNOW
Playful psychedelia from Swiss multi-instrumentalist Balduin and a track from his debut album ALL IN A DREAM, released in 2014, in which he seems to be channelling the spirit of Syd Barrett, Kevin Ayres and a lot of acid.
BALDUIN THROUGH THE SNOW
Playful psychedelia from Swiss multi-instrumentalist Balduin and a track from his debut album ALL IN A DREAM, released in 2014, in which he seems to be channelling the spirit of Syd Barrett, Kevin Ayres and a lot of acid.
YOKO
ONO AND THE FLAMING LIPS MERRY
CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER)
Yoko
Ono and The Flaming Lips come together for a suitably wigged-out rendition of
Lennon’s Merry Christmas (War Is Over)
for the Amazon Prime compilation ALL IS BRIGHT, a 40-song holiday playlist that
came out recently. While Lennon and Ono's original is a simple holiday song
with an affecting message bolstered by the beautiful children's choir singing
in the background, the Flaming Lips turn the track into a striking psychedelic
carol. Anchored by spiraling synth lines and frontman Wayne Coyne's blown-out
vocals, Ono descends from the sky with an ethereal rendering of the song's
refrain amidst classic Christmas song traits like par-rum-pa-pum-pum drumming
and big, booming bells. Make of it what you will.
THE
FAB FOUR JINGLE BELLS
I
had to finish the show with this track simply for the genius refrain: “It is snowing…it is snowing” which is
pretty much worth the cost of the album A CHRISTMAS WITH THE FAB FOUR alone.
The rest of the album admittedly grates somewhat after a while, Christmas song
lyrics sung mash-up stylee against Beatle’s tunes, but every now and then The
Fab Four, America’s premier Beatle’s tribute band, pull something magic out of
the Christmas stocking.
PIZZICATO
5 SILENT NIGHT
But
to really finish the show, here is a beautifully unadorned version of my
favourite carol Silent Night by
Pizzicato 5. Singer Nomiya Maki’s voice has such a heart-breakingly forlorn
quality to it that it makes of the song something quite desolate, fragile and
rare. It opens the otherwise splendidly up-beat Shibuya-kei 2002 compilation A
JAPANESE CHRISTMAS MIX, a household favourite in these here parts, as you might
imagine.
Merry Christmas.
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